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Mama’s 12 Days of Christmas

We all love a good Christmas carol. They’re fun, uplifting, and we only get to (reasonably) sing them once a year.

I can’t think of anything better than a Christmas carol.

Wait, yes I can…a Christmas carol for Moms:

“Mama’s 12 Days of Christmas”

 

On the first day of Christmas my children gave to me

a minute alone to go pee

a minute alone to go pee!

On the second day of Christmas my children gave to me

mommy needs coffee

2 cups of coffee,

and a minute alone to go pee!

On the third day of Christmas my children gave to me

a big g;ass of wine

A nice, big glass of wine,

2  cups of coffee,

and a minute alone to go pee!

On the fourth day of Christmas my children gave to me

clean bedrooms

4 clean bedrooms,

A nice, big glass of wine,

2 cups of coffee,

and a minute alone to go pee!

On the fifth day of Christmas my children gave to me

a-peace

5 MINUTES OF PEACE!!!!

4 clean bedrooms,

A nice, big glass of wine,

2 cups of coffee,

and a minute alone to go pee!

On the sixth day of Christmas my children gave to me

no dirty laundry

No dirty laundry,

5 minutes of peace!!!!!!!!!

4 clean bedrooms,

A nice, big glass of wine,

2 cups of coffee,

and a minute alone to go pee!

On the seventh day of Christmas my children gave to me

netflix and chill

7 whole Netflix shows,

No dirty laundry,

5 MINUTES OF PEACE!!!!!!

4 clean bedrooms,

A nice, big glass of wine,

2 cups of coffee,

and a minute alone to go pee!

On the eighth day of Christmas my children gave to me

8 hours of sleep

8 hours of sleep,

7 whole Netflix shows,

No dirty laundry,

5 MINUTES OF PEACE!!!!!

4 clean bedrooms,

A nice, big glass of wine,

2 cups of coffee,

and a minute alone to go pee!

On the ninth day of Christmas my children gave to me

a whole shower

An uninterrupted shower,

8 hours of sleep,

7 whole Netflix shows,

No dirty laundry,

5 MINUTES OF PEACE!!!!

4 clean bedrooms,

A nice, big glass of wine,

2 cups of coffee,

and a minutes alone to go pee!

On the tenth day of Christmas my children gave to me

hot food for mom

10 bites of hot food,

An uninterrupted shower,

8 hours of sleep,

7 whole Netflix shows,

No dirty laundry

5 MINUTES OF PEACE!!!!

4 clean bedrooms,

A nice, big glass of wine,

2 cups of coffee,

and a minute alone to go pee!

On the eleventh day of Christmas my children gave to me

happily eating dinner

A dinner with no whining,

10 bites of hot food,

An uninterrupted shower,

8 hours of sleep,

7 whole Netflix shows,

No dirty laundry,

5 MINUTES OF PEACE!!!!!

4 clean bedrooms,

A nice, big glass of wine,

2 cups of coffee,

and a minute alone to go pee!

On the twelfth day of Christmas my children gave to me

No sibling rivalry

Photo credit: Caroline Ross Photography

12 hours of no fighting

A dinner with no whining,

10 bites of hot food,

An uninterrupted shower,

8 hours of sleep,

7 whole Netflix shows,

No dirty laundry,

5 MINUTES OF PEACE!!!!

4 clean bedrooms,

A nice, big glass of wine,

2 cups of coffee,

AND A MINUTE ALONE TO GO PEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

 

This is my wish list…

What do you want from YOUR kiddos for Christmas this year??

 

 

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