Are YOU a modern day hippie mama?

modern day hippie mama?

We all fall into a category of some sort. Our “type” helps define who we are, and allows us to seek out others who are like us. Sometimes you don’t fall into any one specific category; you kind of flop in between two. I’m not a full hippie mama, nor am I fully up with the latest trends. I am…a modern day hippie mama!

 

I’m a hippie mama when it comes to babies, but I’m a modern day hippie mama when it comes to…

cloth diapers.

I’m all for home births and eating my placenta, but after that it’s fair game. There’s a bit of controversy surrounding which diaper is best for the environment: cloth or disposable. I won’t get into the details because that’s an entire post in itself, but I’ve made the decision to not cloth diaper after failed attempts with two of my babies. Painful yeast rashes, too many dollars spent on expensive soap, and too many hours spent washing diapers deterred me from being a part of the (somewhat intimidating) cloth diaper community any longer. I’m a big fan of the convenience of disposable diapers, and to make sure my eco-conscious brain doesn’t feel guilty I buy the ultra expensive ones that are made from corn and biodegrade into some sort of edible mushroom. Now, how’s that for resourceful?

 

I’m a hippie mama when it comes to natural therapies, but I’m a modern day hippie mama when it comes to…

those times when western medicine is necessary.

Homeopathy. Acupuncture. Herbs and vitamins. Chiropractor. Reiki. Food as medicine.

I try to use all natural therapies for most elements of our lives. However, I know darn well that there are times that call for the use of western medicine treatments. It’s different for each person for when they need to take a Tylenol or go on some anti-depressants, but I will happily advise that any time an ailment is restricting your ability to function normally it warrants intervention. Sometimes natural medicine doesn’t work. Sometimes western medicine doesn’t work. Whatever does work to get you back to your life lovin’ self is the guilt free route you MUST take.

 

I’m a hippie mama when it comes to food, but I’m a modern day hippie mama when it comes to…

over-priced apples.

Don’t get me wrong. I love me a good farmer’s market. I fully appreciate non-GMO, organic, locally grown, antibiotic free, free-range food. However, there are times when it just can’t be a priority according to our budget. Paying $1.50 for an organic gala apple vs $0.50 for a conventional one seems a little ridiculous to me. We choose our certain things that we always buy organic, but there’s just some things we can’t justify paying triple for.

There’s other things that money can go towards, like the blizzards from Dairy Queen that I eat in my car while my toddler sleeps in the back and the older ones are at school.

 

I’m a hippie mama when it comes to beauty products, but I’m a modern day hippie mama when it comes to…

under-eye concealer.

Organic mascara: Check

Organic blush: Check

Organic lipstick: Check

Heavy duty, chemical laden, industrial strength under-eye concealer: Check

For the most part, there’s a lot of companies that offer organic makeup at comparable prices to the classic non-organic. Unfortunately, organic makeup doesn’t have the chemicals in it that I need to effectively cover up the big, black bags under my sleep deprived eyes.

I have a rule: I don’t want to look how I feel. On days when I haven’t had much sleep the night before I tend to do myself up a little more.

So, basically, I’m done up all the time.

 

I wear hemp mumus, grow my own food, play the didgeridoo (ok, I tried it once) and practice yoga. I also drive a gas guzzling mini van, order french fries through take out, and frequently forget my reusable bags. Being a modern day hippie mama is all about balance!

Namaste, bitches!!

 

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18 Comments

  1. Megan

    OMG the “ultra expensive ones that are made from corn and biodegrade into some sort of edible mushroom” — hahahahah! cracked me up. And the concealer. No need to cut corners there lol.

    1. Admin (Post author)

      Definitely not! I can’t imagine my life without concealer. I would probably offend a lot more people!

  2. Lauren

    Not only was this incredibly relatable, this was hilarious and I SO relished the opportunity to reaffirm some of my parenting decisions with a good laugh! It’s a helpful thing to have the term “modern day hippie mama” in our arsenal. Great read.

    1. Admin (Post author)

      I’m glad you liked it! Thanks for reading:)

  3. Jessi

    ha sounds like a good mix to me! I have to say I am similar in my views. I like to think I am a good mix of hippie and modern.

    1. Admin (Post author)

      It’s a good mix to be:)

  4. Rose

    Haha! I was always riding the line. Breastfed 4 kids, cloth diapered 2, worked with 2, stayed home with 2. Maybe I wasnt riding the line I was just confused.

    1. Admin (Post author)

      You weren’t confused. You were balanced;)

  5. Ashland

    Oh my goodness! This made me laugh.
    I can definitely agree with you on overpriced apples! $1.50 for one Apple that chances are my 3yr old will eat half of and manage to get the remaining half covered in dog hair – NO WAY!

    1. Admin (Post author)

      Right?! We were finding them in the kids’ beds for a while. They know where to hide them!

  6. Jasmine

    I’m modern when it came to birthing my son-I trust a hospital full of doctors with all the medical advances we have-but I do cloth diaper and we’ve never had an issue. Great post!

    1. Admin (Post author)

      I’m glad you had cloth diapering success:)

  7. Raquel

    I am totally a modern day hippie mama. Well at least a little more modern than hippie. That ending though 👌😂

    1. Admin (Post author)

      I figured it was the best way to portray the balance of the two worlds;)

  8. Kate

    I think I fall somewhere in between these two 🙂

    1. Admin (Post author)

      It’s a good place to be;)

  9. Rachel @ The Analytical Mommy

    By this definition, I’m definitely a modern day hippie momma!

    1. Admin (Post author)

      Awesome!

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